My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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