Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
