He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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