i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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