My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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