when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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