can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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