I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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