Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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