k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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