He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
tell me about the fingering
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