Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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