New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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