just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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