it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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