Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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