She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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