He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
