I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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