Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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