I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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