i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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