If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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