If you die in college, do you die in real life?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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