Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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