Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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