I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize