Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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