She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Are my feet made of real feet?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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