Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i dont even know how to be here
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
There's always time for handjobs
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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