Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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