State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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