I just saw a hot homeless man
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I am available for nakedness
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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