So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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