Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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