The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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