oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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