What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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