butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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