Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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