part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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