i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
