I don't usually arrange sex via text message
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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