this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
