Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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