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all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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