new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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