you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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