Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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