i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize