Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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