Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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