butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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