drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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