What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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