you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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