I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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